Here’s to the commenters

Here’s to the commenters.

The fuckwits.

The blowhards.

The troublemakers.

The loud mouths and the arse holes.

The ones who see things mentally.

They’re not fond of manners.

And they have no respect for common decency.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,

disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.

About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.

Because they moan, a lot.

They whinge. They whine. They bleet.

They gripe. They sob. They wail.

They push the human race backwards.

Maybe they have to be crazy.

How else can you stare at an empty page and see a hateful screed?
Or sit in silence and hear an argument that doesn’t need making?
Or gaze at a blog entry and see hitler on wheels?

These kinds of people are tools.

While some see them as the crazy ones,
we see morons.

Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world, aren’t the ones who comment on blog posts.

With thanks

About chris

Christopher Brennan is a freelance journalist. He originated and helped Dennis to develop and launch Padder an iPad based magazine. He's also worked for MacUser, MacFormat, Macworld. PCPro, Computer Active, Pocket-Lint.com, Mac|Life and others. As well as this he's the Managing Editor for Professional Windows Solutions. He also hates talking about himself in the third-person, but that's another story. If you'd like a word monkey for anything Apple or, indeed, anything computery call me on 0845 8687 455 or email me, chris@allpointsnorth.co.uk
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One Response to Here’s to the commenters

  1. Mark Hattersley says:

    LOL! First.